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a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.
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To fake it
He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me
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A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.
Damn, this church has less rules than Simpson University.
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a person with the last name Simpson that is physically attractive or has a way with the ladies/men.
I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!
Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
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Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
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Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.
"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."
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Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning