Taken but single

- Masterbation. ( you are taken by your hand.)
- You are taken, but single. (You are not taken yet, but planning to)

I am taken but single.

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Swinging Singles

A cooler way of saying the decade from 2000-2009.

Swinging singles is a double-entendre. It fits the decade, from the dot-com boom and bust, the next boom and 2008 bust.

The Roaring 20s were something, but nothing like the Swinging Singles.

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single n

One who has random people sleep on their couch

Single n, who the fuck is on your couch?

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single mom

Powerful, strong, likely very independent woman who either by choice or circumstance has the responsibility and honor of raising her children largely solo. Excellent multi-tasker, has a strong fortitude and has fierce love for her children and will do whatever she can to care for and love her children.

That mom is awesome. She works incredibly hard to raise her kids, contribute to her community, and is a leader in the workplace. As an aside, she happens to be a single mom.

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Geographical Single

A person whose significant other is in another country. Normally used in relation to those serving in the military and those married to someone serving in the military.

EX 1*-Person A: "She's hot!! Is she single?"

Person B: "Naw man. She's a geographical single, though."

EX 2*-Person A:"Hey, long time no see! Cute kids!Are you married now?"

Person B:"Eh, I'm a geographical single mom."

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i’m single i’m single

When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.

*Girl sends picture*
Boy- I’m single i’m single

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single btw

Generally men named Garry say this, it means he's single

Hey wassup Garry? Garry: Hey, i'm single btw

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