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to let a bro know that you will see them when the clock turns a full 12 hours
as i was leaving work i let josh know i was working in the morning and he replied "well then i guess i will see you on the flip skip.
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a clip in a porn video that is so cringe that people skip it
p⭐️: “I’ll threaten to suck your cock and get it so hard that you will cum all over my face.”
people watching: “I usually skip this part”
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National Skip School day is an unofficial holiday on the 2nd of December in the United States of America created by TikTok.
However in Australia children who skip school on the 2nd of December risk up to 12 years in prison or a $50,000 fine as well as seizure of all future Christmas presents.
Borris: Did you hear about Koby?
Baxter: No? What happened?
Borris: He skipped school on the 2nd of December for National Skip School Day and now he’s been locked up, the judge sentenced him to 10 years without bail!
Baxter: Could be worse Mason got 11 years and lost all his Christmas presents for the rest of his life! They should have just listened to their mum and gone to school.
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The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".
Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!
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The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
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How Timmy finds out that Rob Landis used her name and e-mail address to create a new definition for Donkey Punch. Caught ya. You're one big floppy cock. I didn't want to go to class ... and now I got you back RL. You don't even know me. I'm a grown ass woman. Fuck with me again and I'll come to floor 2 and kick your little ass.
"RL! This is so hard!" -Timmy
"That's what she said ..." -RL, like a true pimp.
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All history tests on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 are to be postponed to Friday.
Guy 1: Hey I’m stressed about this history test Friday .
Guy 2: Don’t worry, it’s national skip history test day.