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A gator slide is to reverse mount a toilet with your head facing the systen, then proceeding to take a mud that slides down the front of the bowl giving the illusion of an alligator mud slide, which cannot be flushed away, i.e. normally goes hard, quite impressive
Who the fuk gator slided this motha fuka, that shit stinks
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Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."
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Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.
Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?
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A mistress or woman on the side
When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.
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To have sexual intercourse.
Her vagina was so wet and tight that it felt like playing the I was playing the slip and slide with her when I had my erect penis inside her cunt.
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A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.
man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide
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When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.
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My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
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