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The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.

Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"

by A=L+P January 19, 2018


Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.

"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"

by maire August 16, 2021


SLING SHOTTER

WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK ON A SLINGSHOT AND YOU BUST A HUGE ASS NUT

"Bro My friend is a sling shotter"
"Fr?, I thought he was gay"

by P O G G E R S December 3, 2020


Slinging Franks

Slinging Franks is a term used in New York City's Rikers Island jail from 2000's to 2010's.

When people say "Suck my Dick" as an insult or sign of disrespect the people who heard it describe it as "Slinging Franks" so they don't have to repeat the word dick.

"Ay yo, Dianne Sawyer... Suck my dick!"

Wow he is slinging franks to Dianne Sawyer.

by Ste2ph April 20, 2023


hash slinging slasher

that one friend who always pulls up with some typa weed

“yo the homie hash slinging slasher gon pull up”
“we boutta get baked asf tonight bro”

by kendrickglazer July 11, 2023


Hash Slinging Slasher

1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.

Is that the hash slinging slasher?

by juicyjay0893 January 8, 2019


Vagine Sling

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.

I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.

by JBH721 January 17, 2021