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A person who makes fun of the band Slipknot. Often make fallacy filled arguments about the band. Always have a complete lack of common sense and believe they are going to somehow convince Slipknot fans to stop enjoying the band's music. Instead of just ignoring the thing that annoys them, a Slipknot Whiner will often go on youtube to make totally false statments about the band. This is mostly due to the fact that Slipknot Whiners are either people with no life, or a severe form of mental retardation. Slipknot whiners can easily be spotted on youtube by their usernames. Examples of Slipknot Whiners usernames are SHITKNOTSUCKSCOCK, SlipknotSucksAss and SlIpKnoTiSgAy.
Slipknot Whiner:SLIPNOT IZ GAAY!
Slipknot fans: Dude, STFU
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A nü metal band comprising of NINE, yes NINE members. Why the hell would you need that many people in one band? There are so many noises going on, it just sounds like one screaming mess. They have two 'custom percussionists' aswell as a regular drummer and one of these 'custom percussionists just smacks some metal beer kegs with a baseball bat while thinking he has talent. Great bands such as Royal Blood, The White Stripes and The Black Keys only have two members each, and they're much better than Slipknot will ever be.
Friend: I'm going to a Slipknot concert next week!
Me: Wow, get the hell out of here.
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A band full of snowballing LaBiB's that are too fucking egotistic to realize they're getting raped up the ass.
Slipknot is gay, sucks (balls Sacks), and like getting ass raped.
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Refering to a slipknot fan or someone who loves slipknot.(lol me)
Me: "Dude, I'm such a Slipknot Junkie."
Friend:"Dude,So Am I."
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while the penis is flaccid, you are able to bend and twist it into a knot, either for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
"yea man, she gave me the slipknot maneuver last night, hurt like hell."
The self proclaimed "true" metalheads. Probably think they invented metal since they assume they are the ones who decide what is metal. Most do it to feel superior or because their "true" metalhead friends do it.
"true" metal: Haha you listen to slipknot you don't know what true metal is!!
Dead Inside: What do you mean I don't know what true metal is? I listen to Arch Enemy, Slayer, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Sepultura, Rammstein, Brujeria, Killswitch Engage, Moonspell, etc. What were you saying again?
* "true" metalhead left *
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