Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

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sloppy sally

being hit in the face with used tampon,

my girl was on the rag and she was being a b*tch so i gave her a sloppy sally

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Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!

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sloppy seconds

To engage in sexual intercouse where ejaculation has previously ocurred in the orifice by another male within a short time frame. The sperm and semem is then used as a natural lubrication by the second male. Although the term may be used to describe both vaginal and anal intercourse with a male or female, it is traditionally used to describe vaginal intercourse.

I'm tired of always getting dad's sloppy seconds with my sister

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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."

At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.

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sloppy-ass

a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.

See that woman over there? She'd be strappin' except for her sloppy-ass.

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sloppy margaret

A sloppy margaret is when, after sex, two people give each other a hi-five and one or both of them get splattered by bodily fluids that were on their hands.

This girl gave me a handjob last night, but then we did a sloppy margaret, and it was nasty.

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