slow blow

a blow job that is given slow and with great mouth work that makes you nutt faster than normal. as stated by the sammy in blue mountain state the tv show

dude brianna gives the best slow blow ever...

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Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

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slow magt

A person whose butt starts bleeding when they wipe after excretion.

Person 1: "Dude why is there is blood all over your bathroom floor?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry about it my brother is just a slow magt"

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Slow Waller's

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.

The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.

Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.

Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"

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slow no toother

when a cheap hooker or (cell mate) is giving oral pleasure with out the use of dentures

Norman in cell block B gives $5 slow no toothers

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slow motion

one who is always late in everything he does.(Jason)

What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.

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Slow Booty

A term defining the slow jiggle of a large woman's bottom, in other words, a deliriously fat ass. Not at all delicious.

Yo, Jessica has a SLOW Booty!

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