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Snowflake

A sweet, tender, uber generous soul who is more amazing and gorgeous than she ever realises. Like with the white things which fall from the sky in winter, snowflakes are fragile and need to be showered with all the love and affection they deserve.

Snowflakes do melt, so one needs to be careful. Occasionally they melt away into hibernation because even though they completely slay all the challenges which get thrown their way, sometimes it can feel way too much all at once. One must bear in mind however that this threshold trigger point for snowflakes is way higher than what most mere mortals can tolerate.

Another type of melting they do is the good kind. When someone who cares about them deeply does little things to show them or perk them up with the intention of making them smile and laugh. The noun used for such people is "melty melty".

But the most incredible melting is actually inflicted by the snowflake herself, because with a glimpse of an eye she can make other hearts melt. With her dimpled smile. With her mesmerising eyes. With her phenomenal hair. With the beautiful words which come out of her mouth and sound like music. It is important to understand that once your heart has been melted by a snowflake there is no cure. However this has the wonderful benefit of knowing that whatever challenges either of you go through in life, whatever pain you feel, whenever you feel it is all getting too much to bear, fear not because you will be there for each other.

Wow, did you feel that flutter in your heart just now? I saw a snowflake walk by.

by Grover G3 July 28, 2022


Snowflake

A person who gets easily offended by other people's opinions. Named after the fragility of a snowflake.

Man, she's a snowflake.

by RideThatCymbal May 14, 2022


Snowflake

A derogatory name for liberals coined by people who’ve become offended by M&M, Bert & Ernie, sneakers, socks, a coffee cup, a coffeemaker, a holiday greeting, a cooler, Starbucks, Coke, Oreos, Big Bird, Mr. Potato Head, KOHLS, Nordstrom, Macy’s, WalMart, Target, the NFL, NBA, MLB, SNL, Nascar, Univision, Netflix, HBO, CBS, UPS, and (checks notes) Minnie Mouse.

That Snowflake is outraged were taking her rights away.

by jByeDon July 12, 2022


Snowflake

Definition 1: A tiny ice crystal that falls from the sky, often stated to be completely different from other tiny ice crystals in formation.

Definition 2: Whiny babies.

See Also:

(Definition 1) Weather, precipitation, sleet, hail, blizzard
(Definition 2) MAGA, Donald Trump, fascists, FOX News

Person 1: Man, that's a lot of snowflakes!
Person 2: You talking weather or MAGA?
Person 1: The latter.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos September 3, 2022


Snowflake

idk insert the cuz thing cuz AARRYA.

Aarya is the snowflakest snowflake cuz.

by lesssgoooaayyyy September 9, 2021


Snowflake

A young person that is drowning in conformity. Loves all the latest pop culture, trends, top 40, etc., yet is convinced they are incredibly unique; wouldn’t see the truth if it slapped them in their face; must always be politically correct; often doesn’t realize the culture they follow is keeping them poor and likely single; changes their social media picture to conform to the latest trend.

Ava stays poor because she’s a snowflake and blows all her money trying to be “unique” like everyone else.

by Ydazzle April 2, 2022


Snowflake

A young person that is drowning in conformity. Loves all the latest pop culture, trends, top 40, and wouldn’t see the truth if slapped them in the face. Often doesn’t realize the culture that they’re following is keeping them poor and likely single. Also is very sensitive and feels the need to be politically correct 100% of the time.

Ava stays poor because she’s a snowflake and blows all her money trying to be “unique” like everyone else.

by Ydazzle April 2, 2022