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sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.

Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.

by tayb October 17, 2005

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sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.

"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

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Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020


Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo November 11, 2015


sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.

good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!

by Madcowwithatail January 28, 2018


Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016


Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 May 30, 2011

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