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(Latin) arachnus niggrosua
An obnoxious and poor half-man half-spider, that dwells in the ghetto. Usually holds a gat and is notoriously known to rob the local shopkeep.
Holy Shit! That nigga spider robbed me!
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The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
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The newest member of G-Unit, signed to G Unit Records in early 2005.
He is also a former drug dealer who was once part of the notorious Crip gang.
The second West Coast rapper signed to the label, after The Game was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005.
Spider Loc signed to G Unit/Interscope in early 2005, replacing The Game as 50's West Coast connection.
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The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
(She chats with receptionist)
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
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Clock Spider, God to all, was once photographed coming out from behind a clock. Defeater of Lime Cat, with its ninth leg in the sky, Clock Spider reigns supreme.
However, Clock Spider recently had a vision, of ANOTHER spider. The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider, rumored to have been captured and released in Cabo San Lucas, that has the ability to move so fast that it can alter the space-time continuum.
Will the Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to vanquish Lime cat once an for all?
Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
Or, will the Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider use its Ludicrous Speed to travel back in time before Clock Spider lost his ninth leg, therefor altering history as we know it?
The mighty Clock Spideris rumored to own a set of the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set
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What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.
Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!
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The camel spider...spawned by satan himself....god created every animal except this...designed to scare the crap outta you....something that runs up to 60k's screams and can jump several feet in the air has gotta be something intended to scare you....Wen the UN went lookin for weapons in IRAQ hahah! they found em....if you want to go there on a camping holiday, its not the terrorist you need to worry about,its those damn creatures.
satan + insect + fear itself = camel spider
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