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spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.

Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.

by terriblebad March 14, 2022


Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019


spitting salt

Yelling at someone. Often used when someone is salty about something and is in an argument to take care of it.

If more intense, screaming, see "Vommiting Salt"

"As soon as i found out what he said i started spitting salt."

by THOMMZZ May 18, 2008


Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014


spit punk

Spit punks, a style made up of a mixture of visual kei/crust punk/hippie-filth (think the band Queen Adreena)/glam metal & androgyny.

A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach

Spit punk 1: "hey man lets go drink beer and eat hotdogs and fight people"

Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"

Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"

*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"

by spoopybernadootie November 05, 2015


spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy April 01, 2018


spitting black

When you have alot of dip in your mouth and the spit is black because of all the juice

Dude when I put that chew in it had me spitting black.

by BIG TATER November 19, 2014