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often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.
Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.
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1. The tail of a Squirrel.
2. Intramurals Dynasty at Southern Adventist University.
Hey look! Those Squirrel Tails would make a great keychain!
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I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.
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When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.
During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.
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n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.
I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.
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The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
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when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!
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