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stanley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. he will love you for who you are and will be someone you can really trust. if you find a stanley, love him and never let him go!
who's that boy he was so sweet?! oh that's stanley, he's so amazing!
A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.
When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.
“Girl, Tell me why he’s a stanley.”
the best boy ever. so kind and respectful you will never meet anyone like him. he gives the best cuddles and will always make sure you’re okay. never let him go, he may be the best you get.
have you met stanley?
no
wow! you’re missing out
A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.
I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.
A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.
"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all
aw here mate watch out, she’s from stanley she’s a pua scruff