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When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D
^ 8 people like this
Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD
(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)
Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
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a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.
"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."
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Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.
When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”
Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”
When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
When something exceeds the outer limits of grubby and becomes grub status.
Boburt: Yeah so i was jacking off to some GMilf porn then i jizzed in myown mouth and it tasted hecka good, so i saved some more in a water bottle so i can add it to boring drinks.
Guy 1: that's grubby
Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS