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When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D
^ 8 people like this
Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD
(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)
Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
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a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.
"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."
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When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”
Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”
When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
A status that you write on Facebook, which gains several comments and likes, resulting in it showing up on your friends' "Top News" feeds. This, via The Mathew Effect, results in more comments and likes. (Plural: viral stati)
I posted the biggest viral status last night! It has 17 likes, 20 comments, and it's still counting! Go on Facebook; it's sure to be on your Top News.
Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:
- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"
The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:
- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified
There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men
Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
- Yo have you seen the newest Sonic meme?
- Hell yeah, Sonic is part of the status men now!