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Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 3, 2017


St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022


DO-STOCK

A word used to emphasis yes or a un controlable blat when under the influence. Also known as Fokn Oat

Friend Says: 'Tay are you choplord?' Answer 'DO-STOCK'

by Manawatu REP May 8, 2011


life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019


Cyborg stock traders

Lightning fast emotionless stock or equity traders

The new generation are mainly cyborg stock traders

by 4liberianman September 14, 2022


stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤

“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”

by emo 🖤 January 17, 2023


Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022