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The quote given before ascending valhalla
Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red
I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.
I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.
A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.
This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.
A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies
When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!