pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.

"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'

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Stump Grindin'

Stump Grindin' occurs when a man and a woman have sex in the missionary position. The man has his legs cut off at the knee. This poses an awkward thrusting resembling that of midget porn in fast forward.

Jimmy: "Wow, did you hear about what happened last night with Tina?"
Geoffrey: "No, what?"
Jimmy: "She was stump grindin' with that amputee."
Geoffrey: "OH SHI-"

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Goat Stump Breaking

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

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Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.

I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.

Stump Hole Water

Another name for moonshine.

Hey Ed, gimme some of that stump hole water.

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Patrick Stump

noun. -gay.

Man, Patrick Stump is gay.

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Washington Tree Stump

Doing a girl in the butt to the point of getting some fecal matter on your donger... Then proceeding to keep it doggy style but switch to her vagina... The pounding must be so intense that the donger goes through the tissue between the butt and vagina and the tip of the donger protrudes from the butthole like a brown tree stump.

"Your aunt wanted it hard and so I gave it to her hard lol." Then why is she in the hospital dude? "Ever heard of a washington tree stump?"

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