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roman sucks dick at cup pong

this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.

roman: whats does urban dictionary say about β€œroman sucks dick at cup pong”

emma: im not sure but ill let u know

by emmarain106 October 22, 2018

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Suck your boyfriends dick

Every day you suck your boyfriends dick

I suck my boyfriends dick everyday because its suck your boyfriends dick

by Niggersaregay June 25, 2021

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Suck your dad's dick on the Moon

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021

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National suck yo homies dick day

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019

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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 18, 2018

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suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'

Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017

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I will suck your fucking dick

Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used

Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!

by I thou nigga is here June 20, 2019

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