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When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face
Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up
A non-alcoholic espresso martini made with THC to replace the alcohol.
I'm not drinking, but I'll have a proper sunrise.
When you're drinking a Tequila Sunrise and a black man with rather large genitalia dips said genitalia into the drink.
I was at a gay bar one day enjoying a fag and Tequila Sunrise when some black guy shoved his dick and sack into my drink! He called it the watermelon sunrise!
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When you wake someone up by peeing on them.
I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.
(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.
I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.
A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.
Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.
Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.
You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.