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Taking a nice woman out for a dinner, splitting the bill, and then returning to a night of fun at her place filled with bondage, ending with you farting in her face and untying her before you leave, never to be seen again.
Heather put me in the friend zone, but at least I got her to go dutch on sushi with me before it was for sure.
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"Uncooked" Fish. Therefore freshman girls will no tits
"Dude Ashby is all over that sushi freshman... Its gross"
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A lot of crank. Enough speed to stay awake for days.
He was tweaking on 20 pounds of sushi rice, and there was no way I was going to let him get behind the wheel.
It's a sex act when a female and a male get together. And the male ejaculates in her nose filling up the nostrils with semen. The male then slaps the female with his penis on her head as hard as he can. The female then accepts the male's penis to incert her anal. The male then incerts unwantingly to the female a glow-in-the dark stick inside the vagina. Forcing the glow-in-the dark stick back in forth in the vagina. The female yells out loud three times " how you like!!!" with an asian accent. After she says that show some blood and/or get a bucket full of blood. Gargle blood, semen, vomit, and mucus/boogers/snot with the male/female. Whip your ass on the pillow leaving behind a skid mark of crap. The male then turns the female over on her stomach and her back facing him, he ejaculates on her back with loads of semen waiting to spread all over her backside. The female then starts making out with the male's penis while giving the male a blow job, during this process she rams the glow stick hard and fast as she can. The male slams the female and gives her Snorting Dragon. while she is trying to talk she yells out loud five times "Sushi Turn Over". The male whips his ball sack in dog shit covering the entire ball sack, the female sucks on the ball sack until the dog shit is off the male's ball sack. the male and female make out while the female's mouth is full of gooie dog shit.
person 1 - "ay need anything today?"
person 2 - " yeah dog shit, blood, and a glow stick"
person 1 - " sushi turn over?"
person 2 - " fuck yeah!"
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Where your partner rolls you into a blanket and fucks you. Then you become a happy lil' sushi roll.
"My girl was sad last night so, I rolled her up and made her into a happy lil sushi roll"
A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.
The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.
A deregulatory slur for someone of Asian descent, primarily used by African Americans. referencing the Asian "buck tooth" stereotype, chopsticks, and sushi being a Japanese originating food.
Charles: Hey Linus, this west nile snatch doesn't know who Martin Luthor Kang is!
Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!
Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!