1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.
2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.
3. Wet-undie wedgie
This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.
A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.
An independent country girl and not afraid to show it. The one woman that you don't have to ask what she likes to do for fun, you'll know cause she's the one pulling a boat with her truck or has a 4 wheeler loaded in the back.
She's that girl you go fishing with and she is already backing the boat down the ramp when you get there. She's the first one to grab the cast net when she sees a school of bait fish. She don't need you to bait her hook or clean her fish.
She's got a closet full of camouflage clothes and high heels next to her hunting boots. She'd rather go to the woods instead of a restaurant on a date.
Girl at the gas station wearing all camo driving a jacked up truck with a dog box in the back: "Dang bud, did you get a look at that Swamp Mollie."
A piece of shit that is stuck to ur asshole hair that got soaked in sweat
Will someone go tell Dennis to wipe his ass better I can smell his swamp nuggets all the way over here
Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox
I'm reporting you for killing me
Shut up you swamp muppet!
A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.
"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
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A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water
I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me