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a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
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The best tool (or weapon) known to mankind. Mostly due to it's being easily concealed.
"Just stabbed dat ho with ma swiss army knife!"
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it's involves two hands, a telephone and a lot of mayonnaise.
ben: man, emily gave me the best swiss army knife ive ever had, for my birthday
cory: oh nice is that a euphemism?
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A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!
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A chick that you can use for just about anything
I was fuckin this chick in the ass last night, when I was done she ate her own shit off my dick, then she ate my shit, then she changed the oil in my car, then she sucked off the dog.
Man she sounds like a real Swiss army slut.
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The Act of reciving a handjob from the FRONT generally done at a party or a stripclub or dance club.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.
Guy 1- "i was at the club and this chick walked up while i was dancing pulled my dick out and gave me a swiss handjob, i came all over here dress"
Guy 2- " Fuck you"
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some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good
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