if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.
(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)
"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"
When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.
I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.
A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.
"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"
To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable
Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.
When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.
Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch
Going between throwing up and having diarea. Normally when food poisoning or something of that nature occurs.
I am not feeling very good, I was switching ends all morning.