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When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.
Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"
Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"
When cum is so sticky, it is like syrup when it touches literally anything; you cannot get it off. Even after washing, scrubbing down, etc. There’s always some sticky left over.
We went at it so hard, I made her cum; shooting out cunt syrup. It got all over the sheets. It’s been three weeks of washing, and my sheets still are sticky.
When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.
Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!
Ejaculation after not busting a nut for a while.
“I went through no nut November and afterwards, I had saucy syrup everywhere!”
"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.
Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.
The most important part of Canadian sex.
Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg