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monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.

That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.

by Lauren R April 22, 2008

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Right Tard

A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.

That Sarah Palin sure is one huge right tard.

by Northern Pain August 25, 2010

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e-tard

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.

1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.

by pinky July 1, 2004

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Hard for Tard

Getting sexually aroused by a disabled person.

"Dude, you're so hard for tard."

by Psymon- September 21, 2006

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tard font

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

by ts15210 October 29, 2018

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Tard Spaz

A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.

The man is a Tard Spaz.
I will go tard spaz on your ass.

by dirty mcnasty1 November 12, 2010


Chief Tard

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.

"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."

by The Whenj January 28, 2012