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A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.
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The brisk determined pace in which people walk as if on a retail therapy mission.
Those women must be on a important mission as they a walking a mall pace.
Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male
Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.
They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.
Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)
Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.
They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.
Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.
Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around
Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that
Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"
Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.
Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool
Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic
Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.
A dying mall in Temple Texas. Two of the four anchor locations are dead. The food court has three locations open and decidedly non mall type businesses such as a tatto and piercing parlor and nail saloon have occupied space.
The decline of the Temple Mall signifies the death of Generation X.
The Temple Mall Security guards all seem depressed.
Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.
"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"
When someone is so angry/frustrated they lose control of all rational thought.
I no longer have my computer because I Malled out so hard I put my foot through the tower.
The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online
"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."