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Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

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unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 13, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

by Pissening January 15, 2014

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Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

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Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe December 21, 2007

56๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

by Toxic Bananas July 20, 2014


drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along

dude i landed my drift turd

by spazmin March 9, 2008