An ugly baby
Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.
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an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.
Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.
Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.
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A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.
Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.
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A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.
I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.
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Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.
I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.
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A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along