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When you just can't get the ball in while playing beer pong
"Jess is always teasing the rim, she just can't get that rim wet"
"Jess is all tease no please"
Tease boys they are called that because they tease your heart! They actually care, respond fast and have no commitment issues. Yet, they blindside you when they call it quits.
He made me believe I could put my heart on the line, ugh what a tease boy!
When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.
I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.
When someone puts their dick in you for less than 5 seconds then takes it out.
Guy no1: Did you fuck Emma?
Guy no2: Not really I just tease entered her.
this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness
Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
Woman or man creating sexual arousal to make a penis hard , usually by flaunting nudity
bills wife jogging naked is a real dick tease.