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the act of texting hot California girls repeatedly with no response in desperation for a good night
often results in not getting texted back for some time and humilation after being made fun of continuously by your "closest" friends.
be careful this can happen to the best of you.
"Wow, Brett your an idiot for triple texting that girl! Do you think you'll ever get a text back now." -Jessie
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When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.
Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.
Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter
Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.
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this is a class in which the teacher is so boring that every student ends up texting in the middle of it..
Jack : Lele Where are you coming from?
Lele: Texting class, i had 2 periods of it.
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To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.
“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”
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A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.
"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."
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When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.
Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????
Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............
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when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.
bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!
--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.
bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.
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