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very ape

A younger male who is dumb as rocks. Typically making sexist and pro-macho remarks.
Made popular by the band β€˜Nirvana.’

Guy: That whore has a fat ass
Friend: That’s Very ape of you, shithead

by DaddyDeVito December 4, 2018

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


AP Biology

A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is.

Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester.

by AlexR April 22, 2005

445πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


ap calculus

Class offered in some high schools. Introduces pretty basic mathematical concepts compared to "advanced" math. Frequently described as "impossible," "retarded," and "useless" by many students, but occasionally enjoyed by uber-nerds who later go on to become obscenely rich and hire the aforementioned students as manservants.

Joe Cool: "AP Calculus sucks monkey balls. Let's go get wasted."

Uber-nerd: "Wow, partial differential equations are fascinating. With some minor modifications, I bet these formulas could even predict the stock market..."

by The Dawg June 7, 2005

515πŸ‘ 207πŸ‘Ž


Ape Factor

The difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. Positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. Negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.

Dude, you're kind of slow on the draw, what's your ape factor? Wow, your a +4, now I understand...

by DrizzleDogg September 11, 2010

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jagged Ape

Any member of a camping trip: Usually a male that takes part in ultra-redneck activities and remains drunk for the entire duration of the trip. These outings are generally short, 3 days at the most.

Did you see that fuckin Jagged Ape with the lawn tractor in the next camsite?
Ya, he was all shitfaced and drove it into the lake this morning.

by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sand ape

A slightly less racist way of calling somebody a sand nigger

That dude is a fucking sand ape

by sandape December 1, 2016

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Guano Apes

Batshit insane

Guano Apes is the greatest band name ever and one of the greatest bands

by C.R.A.B.E. July 11, 2008

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž