blurred lines

The "lines" are personal boundaries a person designates in his/her sexual life. They usually only appear "blurred" to men who don't comprehend the meaning of "no."

Girl: "Hey, I don't think I feel comfortable with that."
Robin Thicke: "Just let me liberate you... I know you want it... I hate these blurred lines."
Girl: ".....Creepy."

Gay guy 1: "I don't know if I'm ready for that."
Gay guy 2: "You invite me over, and now you don't want to hook up? Gosh, what's with these blurred lines??"

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cock lines

a. cock cuts are lines above the hips of a man.
the gruffudd, to which the previous definition refers, is actually pubic hair.

cock lines are muscly lines, they are hot.

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red line

The branch of the CTA's elevated service that runs from Howard Street to 95th/Dan Ryan. It includes a subway portion inside the Loop.

I took the red line to the Cubs game last night. And of course they won.

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finish line

When a man orgasms ("finishes") on a woman. Since it comes out in a line, it is his finish line.

Last night, I gave her the ol' finish line.

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wet line

The act of snorting a freshly blown load of jizzum.

I came on the coffee table and Janis did a wet line.

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zucchini line

The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance.

"Man, do you wax your zucchini line?!"

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Boxer Line

The line formed when a person's tight pants outline where their boxers are. A huge problem for emo kids.

After I pulled on my tight jeans, I noticed that boxer line had destroyed the smooth legs I had hoped my jeans would portray.

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