happy mess

After your done having sex when the girl's juices are dripping out of her and the guys juice is all over your sheets

Aww man after we were done having sex we left a happy mess right there on her moms couch

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hot mess

someone who is nasty ugly or just something of the sort

me:you see that woman with sores on her face guy:yea she had on some dasiy dukes and it look a hot mess

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Eaton Mess

-VERB
The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.

Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
OR
Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!

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Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

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don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.

-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.

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Don't mess with texas

The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.

It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!

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Hot mess express

Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.

Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."

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