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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)

"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will

by William Haynes July 15, 2015


Daddy Issue Fynn

A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"

WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.

by pussy possum May 21, 2021


Skill Issue :troll:

A generally meaningless insult following a troll-face emoji, or a different emoji used most commonly for flamebait. Used by children (or those who have the mental capacity of children) who just can't come up with anything original or clever. Almost always about as unfunny as choppy gifs with captions that make no sense, these generic breeds of dumbasses are typically found in public Discord servers about combat-related games where people often share their thoughts on certain aspects of the game.

P1: "Doesn't this seem a little too overpowered?"
P2: "skill issue :troll:"
P1: "originality issue"

by actual dumbass April 24, 2021

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.

1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!

by A Random Person with a KMC Alignment Issue. January 5, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sky Daddy Issues

Sexual deviance that results from being raised in Christian purity culture. Religious trauma, not parental.

"My bio dad treated me just fine, I have these kinks because of my Sky Daddy Issues"

by Gremlinenergy November 2, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


rad dad issues

When your dad thinks he's really cool and acts weird in front of your friends. Also uses the word rad all of the time.

"Boi your dad is so annoying." "I know I have major rad dad issues!"

by PhantomPhoxx March 30, 2017


top with daddy issues

me

dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues

by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019