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The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it
The Australian spirit in action:
Jono: "Hey look a free park bench!"
Stevo: "Nah its bolted down. Lets smash it"
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When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.
Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...
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Having anal sex with your partner from the front.
Aka Canadian Anal
“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”
“Australian missionary is the best!”
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Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.
Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.
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The act of lighing your partners grundle on fire, as a form of trimming down an excess of hair, whilst in the 69 position.
In the event that Your partner has a large thicket, you may want to consider a controlled Australian bushfire
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When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass
Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap
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A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.
Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.
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