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The male version of a cat burglar.
The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.
A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.
Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled
A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.
We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."