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brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

by BoringFisherman May 20, 2015


Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022


Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022


loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 04, 2020


Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024


Cat burglar

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

by Dapoggster October 04, 2023


Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g

You are a turd burglar

by WrittenToe79 June 22, 2022