Captain Jack

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

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captain slow

nickname given to James May of Top Gear on BBC. he earned the title through losing almost all competitions held between the three hosts of the show and for his generally slow driving style.

"Sorry were so slow. James May is driving."- jeremy clarkson
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may

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Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

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Captain Limon

Captain LIMON formally known as Ramiro Soto is a mythical being so powerful it is said he could cause Noah’s flood with the squeeze of hit tits. Captain LIMON is so important he carries the lifestyle of someone as important as Johnny Sins. He has several characters like Bitcoin LIMON, snitch LIMON, framer LIMON, drunk cool party LIMON etc. LIMON’s main ability is to take a 3 month break after it’s too much.

Captain LIMON is my hero.

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Captain Kill

A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.

I keep getting sniped by that fucking Captain Kill.

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captain kirk

describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.

"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"

"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"

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Captain O'Malley

A white cop. Used in Los Angeles, South Central, hespanic quaters.

Gonna put a slug in Captain O'Malley!

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