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A Carlos Dillon is a fuck boy, popular, and acts hard because he’s in a gang called WHL. He vapes, smokes weed, and fuck girls .
Oh that a Carlos Dillon in WHL
a comedian of Honduran-German descent, calling himself Mexican, who considers himself controversial and funny
Bob- "Did you see Carlos Mencia last night? What a funny Mexican. He shows its okay to use the word beaner."
Carlos- "What are you talking about? He's not even Mexican. Dumb ass!"
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Joke Stealer...
According to George Lopez Joe Rogan and EVERY COMEDIAN OUT THERE.
half german half hoduran real name Ned Holtess
Carlos Mencia' (aka Ned Holtess) stupid "DUH DUH DUUUUUH!" catch prase will curse us all just like the "wasssuuuuup" fiasco of the late 90's
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The Chevrolet Monte Carlo was one of the coolest cars made in the history of GM. For NASCAR, the Monte was the car of choice, and a very successful one at that. The Monte enjoyed a very succesfull production run from 1970 (introduced in Sep. of `69) until 2007 (June 19, 2007). It was Seperated into 6 different generations:
1970-1972
1973-1977
1978-1980
1981-1988
1995-1999
2000-2007
Years 70-72 were the best in my opinion, they are recognized by their 'muscular' looks, Big fender and quarter panel Bulges, and beautiful bodylines from front to back. All models came with V8 engines, with sizes ranged from a 350 Small Block(5.7L) to the monsterous 454 Big Block (7.4L) (SS only)... In 1973 they recieved a makeover and became less muscular, lost power but still had nice looks and focused on improving ride and handling... The third generation was the first to offer a V6 engine, they were also shortened and lightened in 78... The second best generation in my opinion came in the mid 80's (fourth generation) with the return of the SS (returned in 83 after only being in production in 70 and 71) and a smoother look than before.. The fifth generation is the most dissapointing for me, the looks diminished (no more muscles) and they didn't offer a single V8 engine. About the only glimmer of light was the Z34 option... GM figures out the fifth generation wasn't the greatest and in 2000 (Generation 6) they looked to the Monte's of the past and renewed the look once more. Still no V8 was offered until `06, but there was a supercharged 3.8L V6 as an option for the SS. Sadly the Monte was discontinued after the `07 model year. I know i didn't cover everything and some material is opinion but hey, this is Urban Dictionary right!
Guy 1: Holy crap dude! What kind of car did you just buy!
Me: That's a 71 Monte Carlo, she's my baby!
Guy 2: Chevy all the way Baby!
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Bassist of NYC band Interpol. Part pseudo Goth, part Latin lover, part new wave wonder and quite possibly the most flashy and stylish member of Interpol. The vampire bassist also has rumored to have given some guy's chick herpes, and the guy ain't too happy about it.
Person 1: Who's that vampire Nazi DJing?
Person 2: Carlos D.
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A fat wanna be rascist that tries to ride chapelles would be time slot with stupid punchlines and inane sketches. someone who irritates everyone else
person #1: man look at that retarted son of a bitch over there trying desperately to be funny.
person #2: yeah what a carlos mencia
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born Ned Arnell Holness October 22, 1967. Comedian, Actor, Writer, and Television Show Host.
Took the stage name Carlos Mencia in the early-mid 90's and started performing his stand-up comedy act in the L.A. comedy scene at venues such as The Comedy Store and The L.A. Cabaret. Throughout the years, Mencia has released 7 CD's, 4 televised comedy specials, and has various television cameo appearances. Mencia finally got a regualar weekly half-hour slot on Comedy Central called Mind of Mencia in June of 2005.
Mencia's comedy is highly controversial. His general material focus is race, religion, and social class. He also pokes fun at the physically handicapped, and the mentally impaired. The vast majority of the American viewing public dislike Carlos Mencia's routine, and not because of his offensive conduct- but because of his lack of comedic talent. His loud, in-your-face presentation and delivery seem to upset more people than make them laugh. Also, his material is not broad. He stays away from other popular issues, and sticks with race.
People that like Mencia feel that his critics dislike him because of his controversial material, when actually they(WE) dislike him because of his poor delivery, his obnoxious presentation, and his narrow range of material.
I'd rather sit on a bed of dicks and have you piss on my face than watch Carlos Mencia perform.
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