ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

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cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

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beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

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cream

The smoke generated from smoking a rather strong joint.

good cream ken

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whipped cream

a really sweet thing to put on

1)ice cream
2)cake
3)your man

Put some whipped cream on me baby

Yes, sir!

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Cream The Cookie

Typically a frat game, where a group of young men are seated around a table and a cookie is placed in the center of the formentioned table. They then proceed to masturbate and land their penis-pudding on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie, is forced to consume it.

Man, that cookie was delicious! I'm glad we put all that cream on it!

Do we have anymore of those cookies from last night? I love playing cream the cookie.

Now I know what it is like to swallow a load =

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Cream Trampoline

A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.

Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.

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