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When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay
Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?
No im fully straight
You're a crooked rular
A level 1 Mafia City player.
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous
The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)
Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.
a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!
Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.
Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.