Rural Dictionary

Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021

Eddie alberts

Eddie Ablerts is an amazing boy, there is just something about him that a girl sees in him that they will never be able to get over. Eddie alberts eyes are beautiful, ocean blue🧿 his face is unforgettable for those ones that really pay attention. He is not like any other boys he’s different he is polite, has a soft loving caring side, is so easy to love. Once you get to really know his soul you are attached no matter who you are with. Eddie alberts is unique other people may not see him the way I do but Eddie, if you ever see this I want you to know that you are loved in every way possible and I love you deeper than any thoughts could go. You are good with kids, love the outdoors, like country stuff, and my family loves you. If I ever get a chance with you again I will try my best and love you in any conditions. I would do beyond anything to get our memories back all the good times, my one wish would to be with you, I just don’t know how to tell you how much I really care so if you see this know your loved by someone.

Eddie Alberts is so amazing and lovable. If you ever get a chance to be with Eddie ablerts love him while you can. He is perfect in my eyes. Only if you new how much I love you. If you could see your self the way I see you, you would never doubt yourself:)

by Brown hair and brown eyes March 16, 2021

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

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Kiara and Eddy

The sweetest couple ever! They've got a great balance of Kiaras good but crazy nature and Eddys bad boy but calm nature. It's perfect zen! Ying and yang! People doubt them cause their opposites but they fit so well together they make everyone who looks at them jealous of their kinda everlasting love!

genuine love Kiara Eddy Kiara and Eddy

by Themariahater September 16, 2013

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