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A Person who's gaming library consists almost entirely of Madden (and various other sports games) and Popular First Person Shooters such as Halo and Call of Duty. The Xbox 360 is generally their console of choice.
Person 1: Hey you should play the new Legend of Zelda its pretty sweet.
Jock Gamer: Fuck that shit dude I like to pay $60 for the same game every year. Madden 10 baby!!!!
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A person who sits on the toilet for an inordinate length of time because they're playing a game on their cell phone.
Sis: Damnit Tommy, get outta there! I need to take a shower!
Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).
Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!
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A person who devotes a large portion of their time towards gaming and gaming variations. A hardcore gamer might often attempt to optimize their playing style, often by the use of gaming gear or mods/addons; this practice is often common for casual gamers, but to some lesser extent.
"A casual gamer is someone who schedules the game around their life, while a hardcore gamer schedules their life around the game." -TotalBiscuit (a.k.a TotalHalibut; The Cynical Brit)
Jim plays World of Warcraft and devotes the majority of his time to his raiding guild, including altering his real life schedule to suit his guild's needs. Hence, he is, to some extent, a hardcore gamer.
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Someone who only buys games like call of duty, halo, and gears of war just to get themselves "in" with the gamer crowd. Wannabe gamers commonly overuse words like "n00b" "p0wn" and "l33t".
Many people wonder why anyone would want to be considered a gamer, as gamers commonly live in their parents basement off pizza and 2 liter bottles of soda. This is a mystery still unsolved by modern science.
Bubba: Dude should I invite Dick to come play some mass effect with us on Friday?
Chazz: Nah brah Dick is just a wannabe gamer he probably doesn't even know what mass effect is.
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1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”
A lost gamer is someone who plays so many games so often that they lost themselves within the games. Or it can mean someone who plays WAYY too much.
"Oh my god Karen! Alex turned into a lost gamer!"
"Guess we can't talk to him anymore"
The default clothes to wear when you have no intention of leaving the house because you'll be spending the rest of the day playing online games. Typically, the gamer uniform consists of: underpants; t-shirt; you're unwashed; unshaved; a cup of coffee nearby; snack food.
Sorry, I can't answer the door because I'm only wearing my gamer uniform.