john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh
jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao
when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn
Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals
When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.
Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal
this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games
Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!
The desire of wanting a bun like others
*looks on Google for hair buns* "WOAH Harry Styles is bun goals!"