The best at deepthroating ...
I nominate my girl friend to be the throat goat of the year....
Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.
The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
A fat goat is when someone or something is being really dumb, stupid, frustrating or anything like that.
I don’t wanna do this fat goat homework.
A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.
I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!
Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.