Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

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greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

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Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes

greek hole

The act of anal sex between man or woman

Emily loves getting Greek holed. Sometimes twice a night and even during the day.

Greek Doughnut

Anal intercourse while wearing a lamb skin condom, lubricated with extra virgin olive oil.

I taused her salad after giving her the Greek Doughnut to cleanup the olive oil.

Greek creme

Greek creme is the substance created during vigorous anal intercourse. It is in reference to “Greek” as a reference to anal sex, and “creme” in reference to the appearance of the white foamy of the emulsion of lube/secretions/semen/saliva within and around the anus.

Analogous to the term “truffle butter”

After a long day of work at the brothel, his panties were filled with greek creme leaking from his bussy.