Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

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greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

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Ellie the greek

A really cool girl she deserves better when she thinks she does not. Probably relatives with Alexander the Great . She’s so cool if u have her as a friend u are extremely lucky ! DONT . HURT . HER. FEELINGS . SHES REALLY SENSITIVE . She’s always right about your friends or people u talk please listen to her!! Probably has mommy issues:/

ur ex : god this ellie the greek is so fckin’ annoying

you: thats why i broke up with you

you : Ellie the greek was right. My friends arent good for me ..

your mom : Ellie the greek saved you from depression

Kaz Brekker : wow she’s cooler than me

Inej Ghafa : I’ll name one of my knives “Ellie the greek”
Jesper Fahey: the real god

Matthias Helvar : adore her #feminist

Nina Zenik: can she be my sister?

Greek Oregano

Marijuana

"What did you put in your Spaghetti Bolognese, it's very moreish?"

"Oh, you know just a teenth of Greek Oregano"

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes

Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

greek hole

The act of anal sex between man or woman

Emily loves getting Greek holed. Sometimes twice a night and even during the day.