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A boy that I love oh so very much and when I get the chance I sneak into his bedroom and lick his wet, slippery asshole......mmmm finger licking good.
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When a man of poor taste, carries a 30 pack of Busch Light, or lesser quality beer, on his shoulder like a stereotypical 1980's rapper/break dancer.
Hey yall, did you see Bobby Joe walking back to his double-wide with a hillbilly boom box? Must be time for him to bust up his sister's undercarriage.
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A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.
ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...
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It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.
Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)
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The 3rd Friday from the end of the school year.
To participate in CHF, simply go to school dressed as a hillbilly, then go backyard camping that night.
Kid 1: Is today Camping Hillbilly Friday?
CHF participator: No, I dress like this ever single day.
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Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -
WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –
See mouth breather
“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”
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Peoples of all colors, ancestries, nations, creeds and clans. Although usually of White Anglo Saxon
Protestant background born in the U.S.A., can also be any color of the rainbow. Most tend to have had ancestors from "across the pond", to include Western through Eastern Europe. Extremely Celtic, Rushky Germanic and Norse. The majority of White Hillbilly Trailer Trash have ties with family in The Ozarks, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, and points North. Heavy concentration of these peoples in Orange Co., Ventura, Oxnard, Bakersfield and Oildale CA. (Capitol of Methamphetamine cookers and distribution centers including The Kern Co. Sheriff's Office all with Okie roots. Most all White Hillbilly Trailer Trash whatever their pigmentation have an Okie Pride about them. They enjoy sweet sugary soft drinks, such as Mountain Dew, Grape and Strawberry soda, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper Coca Cola and Root Beer. Sweet Iced Tea is a must! Many are Church goers yet some are heathen. They have washers, dryers, deep freezers and refrigerators on their front and back porches or out in their yards usually with 4 or more junk yard cars. Lot's of kids, dogs, cats and chickens with an occasional horse, mule or donkey thrown into the mix.
Boy oh boy...them Okies from Bakersfield and Oildale sure is some White Hillbilly Trailer trash. Bet they got kin folk up in the Lake Isabella Area and The Kern River Valley. Yee Haw, let's have some pop!