New Jersey

A great place to be, not matter what ignorant people say. Yes, various places in Jersey suck, but no need to worry. There are many beatiful places in NJ. Hunterdon, for one, is the county I live in. The only bad smell you will sniff is horse and cow shit, but the sunsets and colorful hot air balloons atop of the skyline make up for that.

I just got back from the Jersey Shore. In Belmar I saw some gross ass in a thong, but when I finally got to Spring Lake I saw some people that looked normal.

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New Jersey

One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob.

If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face.

See also Awesomeness.

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES!!!

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Jersey Girl

born and raised in New Jersey, specifically the shore. beautiful in a unique way, has the ability to impress with salty hair and sand under her fingernails, makeup and shoes are optional, tanlines are embraced, has a strong attitude and a tough mouth, encompases the phenomena of waking up more stunning than the night before

"Nothing matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." -The Boss

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North Jersey

A place with good bagels, great pizza, White Castle, crazy parties, hot girls, and insane, yet clever drivers.
Warning: Show up with a Red Sox or Phillies hat, and we'll beat your ass.

Made up of:
-Bergen County.
-Passaic County.
-Hudson County.
-Union County.
-Morris County.
-Essex County.

Go ahead, call us Bennies. South Jersey would be nothing without North Jersey.

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Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

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Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.

Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.

Jersey Shore

A really fucking stupid show about trashy fuckasses. I live in New Jersey, and it's NOTHING like that.

Jersey Shore is a disgrace to my state.