Lets have a "grown up talk" in the other room with the giggle lettuce so my toddler doesnt know we smoke.
A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce
She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.
A term used for one who is the most boring, horrible, annoying, and useless faggot to live on planet Earth.
" Kyle is such a diet lettuce"
Another name for a ladies kebab.
Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.
cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students
Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!
the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. Like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!
"OH MY GOD! I got so drunk last night, this bloody mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!"
when your girl has a lot of hanging ham
yesterday i was eating out this girl i was basically eating a Lettuce sandwich