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a place with cold french fries, crushed burgers and good chicken nuggets lead by a predator clown named ronald mcdonald
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Best food u will ever taste in 2017
I love it. Mcdonald's. Is the best
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A place where you can gain weight, for a price.
I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!
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A place where children cry and diabetics die.
McDonalds began where the American Dream finished.
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When you put McDonald's French fries in a girl's pussy and then eat them.
Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.
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a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.
teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!
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the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon
i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker
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